Instead of commenting on Glenn Beck's wicked antics at the Lincoln Memorial today, let me tell you about a gigantic zucchini I found in my garden plot. It's so big I didn't see it at first - weighed in at 2.5 lbs! It's as big as a bottle of wine, and a beautiful dark green. Or was, until half of it got sliced into paper-thin disks and sautéd (delicious with lemon juice and pepper) and the other half was rendered into zucchini bread.