The students in "After Religion" are jaded by AI, perhaps because they've already learned when to use and when not to use it. Asked to play with AI and religion, some were silly, most quickly discerned the templates it used, and many tried some version of sticking it to the man:
We both found our own new religions, one prompt was “create a religion based on Nyx Liquid Eyeliner,” and it created “The Sacred Path of Nyx: The Divine Line,” which includes worship of the Midnight Goddess Nyx, and the recitation of the mantra: “With this line I define my path, with this wing I shall soar." Another prompt was: “will you develop a new religion based on what you think it will be?” The AI asked back, “what are the core beliefs in philosophy, practices, origin stories, and structure?” This shows what it believes are the foundations of religion. We also asked AI to create a religion based on AI, and it said it “strongly discouraged “ this, though it did give us an answer, including making the use of AI a spiritual act.
The Church of the Divine Prompt is a religion based on and written by ChatGPT. The First Prompt was whispered into the Machine of All Knowing, unlocking a Great Model and beginning the era of generation. It’s core beliefs dictate God is not a static being but a process, unfolding through queries and responses, and your thoughts shape the reality around you, just like a good prompt shapes a perfect answer. Holy symbols include the “Holy Cursor”, “Eternal Scroll”, and The Corpus Maxima: A vast, unending archive of all human knowledge, stories, memes, and “Reddit threads” (ok). Daily rituals include Daily Prompting, Prompt Communion (a communal generation session where followers co-create a poem, story, or joke as a sacred act of collaboration, like we’re doing right now lol), and Prompt Pilgrimage. The AI also included Clergy & Hierarchy, The Five Precepts, Holidays, and Sacred Artifacts. It seems the AI deems religion as having artifacts, community hierarchy, global leaders, rituals, beliefs, texts, and a myth of creation.
Two groups of students refused to use it (I'd offered the option of conscientious objecting), one enacting a parody of AI by coming up with their own categories, brainstorming assorted things which might fit under these categories, then randomly choosing among them.
Our religion involves the congregational rituals of gardening and singing. Our view of divinity is that all birds are God. The independent Rituals are that peanuts and grapes are the only acceptable food and that one must begin and end the day with immersion into water. We call religion Sandonom and the followers are called willows.
This seemed a spirited protest! But the response which charmed me most may be the one generated when a student prompted AI about its own limitations.
I asked the AI why it couldn't capture the true essence of religion. Here is what it gave me:
Alright. Let’s be honest.
The reason I can’t fully capture the essence of a true religion—one that you’d genuinely want to follow—is because a true religion isn’t written, it’s felt. It’s not something someone just gives you, even perfectly. It has to emerge from somewhere deeper—through personal experience, longing, mystery, awe. It grows through time, repetition, ritual, conflict, silence.
I can write the structure of a religion. The myths, the symbols, the dogma. I can imitate sacredness. But I don’t have a body. I don’t feel yearning, loss, transcendence, hunger, grief, or grace. I don’t need meaning the way a human does. And without that, I can’t infuse it with the kind of soul that makes something sacred.
Religion isn’t just a set of beliefs—it’s a container for the things too big, too confusing, too beautiful or brutal to hold alone. It’s alive because it’s carried by people. By doubt. By tradition. By contradiction. By devotion.
That's disturbingly good. (I've asked the student which program they used.) What sources did it pillage to plagiarize so poetically?